methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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