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// 5:33 AM
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#johnlock #adlock #littleblackqueue


Having a ship shoved down your throat because it’s the most popular in a fandom ಠ_ಠ

Having your own ship violated in fanfiction for the sake of the popular ship ಠ_ಠ

Having posts about your ship hijacked by the popular ship ಠ_ಠ

Getting really tired of hearing about the popular ship and then being asked how you can dislike it so much ಠ_ಠ

(via the-redhead-in-a-dress)

// 5:05 AM
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yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(Source: emilyologist, via ugly)

// 4:38 AM
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#ouch #come on guys #cut us some slack #you still have people sized spiders #so keep your alcohol #👌 #littleblackqueue




um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

(Source: butatleastimnotalone, via intensional)

// 4:11 AM
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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh, via circumcising)

// 3:43 AM
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*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via intensional)

// 3:16 AM
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#I'm in the process #lol #littleblackqueue


hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet

(via intensional)

// 2:49 AM
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i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(Source: surprisebitch, via taggedbooty)


It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]

(Source:, via joshpeck)

// 1:55 AM
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crystal meth is a pretty name

(Source: fingerblaster113, via circumcising)


"What I thought when the flight attendant told me I was responsible for the emergency door." -semajimmy